Missus: They’re definitely coming. Have told them they’ll need to chip in with electricity etc.
Me: Fuck!
Missus: And my mum says she has learned her lesson!
Me: Fuck!
Missus: They are coming for ages.
Me: Define ‘ages’.
Missus: 9th dec – 18th jan
Me: And they’ll be in this house during that entire period? They’re not like, buggering off to Perth for five of those weeks?
Missus: …   …   At least it’s over christmas so loads going on.
Me: Yea, a double homicide for starters ….

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